Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Conspiracy

I trust no one. I can’t. I think it started when THEY shot JFK. I don’t know who THEY are. But I know THEY are out there. THEY got Reagan elected. There is no way he did that by himself. What about Clinton? THEY got him impeached for lying. “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Remember? There was even a wagging finger. And then there was George. Seriously. There had to be a THEY to get HIM elected. And then reelected.

So who are THEY? I don’t know. All I know is that when I read the news, I get that tingling feeling along my spine. You know the one. And it’s obvious. Like when the white house put all their energies into promoting the war on Iraq. Everything was scripted. George, Condoleezza, Dick, Colin, they all repeated the same thing over and over. And then the networks, afterwards, mind you, admitted that they had “dropped the ball”. So maybe the THEY includes the Bush administration AND the news networks. I have no doubt that the THEY, in some way, includes members of the energy and armaments industries. I just don’t know who.

I have this fuzzy picture in my head of a group of powerful men. There may be one or two women. Almost everybody, if not everybody, considers himself an Aryan. It’s like an upscale meeting of the Klu Klux Klan where the sheets have been traded in for tailored suits and everybody is excruciatingly serious. THEY are deadly intent on creating a world they can control.

I have no doubt THEY will win the elections. I just don’t know who their candidate is. McCain? I like his credentials. He seems to have principles. But can THEY get to him? Bush senior has endorsed him. What does that mean? Obama? Will he make it to the finish line? What horrible revelations about him do THEY have that will be revealed at just the right moment? And Hillary? Is she one of THEM? THEY took down her husband. Did he join THEM? Did she?
Watch. THEY will appear. Something will happen. THEY wait. THEY watch. THEY act. And what about the Chinese? Where do fit in?

1 comment:

nick b said...

haha! That was fantastic, u know every liberal has felt this at least once in their lives.